Trump & Trudeau

Donald Trump is on a roll! He’s not even president yet, and he is already racking up major accomplishments.

As we previously reported, Trump put Canada and Mexico on notice that they had better take serious steps to secure their borders and stop the flow of illegal aliens and deadly drugs into America. If they failed to act accordingly, Trump threatened to impose stiff tariffs on both countries.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau immediately flew to Mar-a-Lago to try to satisfy the president-elect. According to sources who joined both leaders for dinner, Trump read Trudeau the riot act, warning that the tariffs could cost Canada as much as $100 billion.

The prime minister begged Trump not to impose the tariffs, saying it would kill the Canadian economy. Trump quipped that if Canada couldn’t “survive unless it is ripping off the United States to the tune of $100 billion,” then maybe Canada should become America’s 51st state with Trudeau as its governor.

When one of the dinner guests remarked that Canada would be a very liberal state, Trump suggested it could be divided into two states – one conservative and one liberal.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden ran off to Angola, a notoriously corrupt African country, after pardoning his son, Hunter, for any and all crimes he committed over the last ten years.

That’s a long way to go to avoid embarrassing questions from the media about the pardon.