The Vapors

Members of the media are having what used to be called “the vapors.” That’s when a woman in the 1900s would faint because she was so overwhelmed by everything going on around her. Today, they’re “fainting” left and right, men and women. Why?

Well, unlike the mentally challenged puppet who has led us for the last four years, Donald Trump talks like an American! But we’ve been “programmed” to think, “You can’t say that. You can’t do that.”

Every other world leader gets up in the morning thinking, “What’s the best thing I can do today for Nigeria?” Or, “What’s the best thing I can do for China?” or whatever country the leader is in charge of.

But we dare not have leadership in America that says, “What can I do today that makes America stronger, better, and more secure? Because that’s what I’m going to do!”

Thinking like that drives the left crazy. “That’s outrageous! What’s wrong with you? Didn’t you get the surrender memo?”

We want America to be a shining city on a hill again. The neo-Marxist left wants America to be a Third World hellhole.