The Ayatollah’s Offer

The Islamic Republic of Iran is offering scholarships to pro-Hamas students who have been expelled from our “horrible” universities. I recommend that we make the applications for these scholarships as widely available as possible to the malcontents on our college campuses.

I don’t want to educate them. They’re not interested in learning. And I definitely don’t want to be forced to pay off their student loans!

But it would be a tremendous learning experience when they go to an Iranian university and try to set up a campus LGBTQ club.

I’d love to see these young men explain to the university’s Shiite president why they want to be young women and share bathrooms with the girls in burkas.

I would really love to capture for posterity what happens when the first American student tries to become a drag queen and insists on wearing a dress when he reads to kids in Tehran.

I’d love to see how these students react when they get their draft notice to join one of Iran’s many terrorist proxies and are ordered to go blow themselves up somewhere.