Fauci’s Follies

You might want to sit down for this one. Saint Fauci of The Science has admitted a mistake!

In an interview with CBS, His Scientific Eminence finally confessed that locking our children out of our schools for so long was wrong. Curiously, I don’t recall Fauci The Magnificent being much of an advocate for reopening the schools until right after the 2020 elections.

But in his defense, I will note that the Fabulous Fauci once declared, “I had nothing to do [with school closures].” And he is probably right. We know the radical teachers’ unions were really in charge of COVID policy.

Joe Biden gave teachers priority in getting COVID vaccines. But that didn’t matter. They still demanded that schools stay closed. And we later learned that the teachers’ unions even had veto power over recommendations from the Centers for Disease Control.