Biden's Alien Millionaires

Just when you think the situation at the border can't get any worse, it does. A story broke overnight that's guaranteed to infuriate millions of Americans. Maybe that's why Biden rushed out of the country yesterday, taking half the cabinet with him!

According to the Wall Street Journal, Biden's political hacks are negotiating with left-wing groups like the ACLU and major Washington, D.C., law firms to pay huge financial settlements to illegal aliens if they had to be separated from the children traveling with them. 

The reason children and adults were separated was because we had no way of knowing that they were in fact related. Many children were brought in by human traffickers or by unrelated adults for whom the child was essentially a U.S. passport. We also had no way of knowing if an adult of one group might assault a child in another group. The policy is rational.

But rather than fighting this outrageous lawsuit, the Biden regime is reportedly going to pay them up to $450,000 per person! So, a mother with a couple of kids could collect well over $1 million.

Here's just how obscene this is: When an American soldier is killed in action, the government pays their family $100,000. Those killed on 9/11 received on average about $240,000 from a special compensation fund. 

But Joe Biden wants to give illegal aliens as much as $450,000 for attempting to push their way into our country! 

What do you think the migrant dreaming of coming to "welfare state America" is going to listen to more:

"Border Czar" Kamala Harris who says, "Stop or I'll say stop again"?

Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas who says, "The border is closed, but not really"? 

Or the news that Joe Biden is creating a lottery for illegal aliens to strike it rich?

By the way, this isn't a real lawsuit -- it's a gigantic payoff scheme. The Obama/Biden gang specialized in this. They encouraged left-wing groups to sue the government (you, the American taxpayers) and then they settled out of court, giving left-wing groups millions of dollars. 

If this was April 1st, I'd say this news was a bad April Fool's joke from The Onion. Instead, it's a cruel Halloween trick on hardworking American taxpayers.